“Pump.fun was a launchpad.
Then the CEO arrived.”
He doesn’t promise revenue. He doesn’t have a Bloomberg terminal password. He mostly stares into the camera and carries SOL from meeting to meeting. That is the bit — and the entire brand system is designed to turn that bit into an endless meme engine: board meetings, earnings calls, trading floors, press conferences, airport arrivals, hostile takeovers and one very serious briefcase.





